Quicks: December 2011

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Andrew found some safety glasses from the 70's at work. Wow hun.

....I said what?...

The following is the start of a list of things that mayhaps only I find funny or understand.

Leah: "Autumn!! Don't stick ChexMix in your diaper!"

Leah: "Autumn!! Don't lick your sister's diaper!"

Leah: So, Lilly...tell me...how did you get this bloody nose?
Lilly: I have no idea mommy!
Leah: Were you picking your nose?
Lilly: No.
Leah: Really, Lilly?
Lilly: NO! Really!
Leah: Really, Lilly?
Lilly: ....no.
Leah: Then how come your pointer finger is covered in boogers and blood?
Lilly: I don't know! Magic I suppose!
Leah: **silence and stares
Lilly: ...okay...maybe my finger got in there a little bit...only to the first knuckle!
Leah: **sigh**

"...it's a skort...skirt in the front, shorts in the back...it's like a mullet for your butt."

Alright...who stinks?!! Come on now...lets line ya up to see who stunk this room up!

Quicks

Friday, December 9, 2011

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Future Female Asian Driver

Dear Secret Santa...

Never again.

My Enjoyities

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